Taking Dead Aim — Stiffs.com

This list was submitted by trail of blood on Tuesday, December 31st, 2024 at 6:11 PM PST for The 2025 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points	Celebrity	Date of Death	Age
10	Phil Collins	Alive	74
9	Gene Shalit	Alive	99
8	John Dean	Alive	?
7	Dick Cheney	Alive	84
6	Bob Dylan	Alive	83
5	Nancy Sinatra	Alive	?
4	Vladimir Putin	Alive	?
3	Ozzy Osbourne	Alive	76
2	A.J. Foyt	Alive	90
1	Petula Clark	Alive	92
0 points		0 hits

Guess the Stiff!

Hello?

Yeah, what?

Yeah, she was the mom on Hazel, uh-huh, so what?

What do you mean, "that's golden" ...?

That's not golden, that's dog shit.

No, we don't remember her, and we don't care, and neither does anybody else, so just forget about it.

Yeah, same to you.

Hazel . . . . What the fuck are we supposed to do with that??

(d) September 28th, 2002