This list was submitted by Blueeyes on Thursday, December 26th, 2024 at 9:08 AM PST for The 2025 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Donald Trump | Alive | 79 |
| 9 | Dick Van Dyke | Alive | 100 |
| 8 | Mel Brooks | Alive | 99 |
| 7 | Clint Eastwood | Alive | 95 |
| 6 | William Shatner | Alive | 94 |
| 5 | June Lockhart | October 23rd, 2025 | 100 |
| 4 | Barbara Eden | Alive | ? |
| 3 | Willie Nelson | Alive | ? |
| 2 | Jimmy Carter | December 29th, 2024 | 100 |
| 1 | Gene Hackman | February 17th, 2025 | 95 |
| 6 points | 2 hits |
The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!
(d) March 8th, 1999