Not Dead Yet '24

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This list was submitted by shroom on Sunday, December 31st, 2023 at 8:24 PM PST for The 2024 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Jimmy Carter December 29th, 2024100
9Glynis Johns January 4th, 2024100
8Ayatollah KhameneiAlive86
7Doc SeverinsenAlive?
6Alan GreenspanAlive99
5Mel BrooksAlive99
4Noam ChomskyAlive?
3Dick Van DykeAlive99
2Vladimir PutinAlive?
1Shannen Doherty July 13th, 202453
20 points 3 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Hello?


Yeah, what?


Yeah, she was the mom on Hazel, uh-huh, so what?


What do you mean, "that's golden" ...?

That's not golden, that's dog shit.


No, we don't remember her, and we don't care, and neither does anybody else, so just forget about it.

Yeah, same to you.

Hazel . . . . What the fuck are we supposed to do with that??

(d) September 28th, 2002