As a redshirt freshman for the Northwestern Wildcats, Matt was used primarily as a blocking back. Henceforth, he will be used primarily as fertilizer.

Name
Matt Hartl
Birthday
August 1, 1976
Age
23
Died on
Monday, August 30th, 1999
Famous
Confirmed
Friday, July 31st, 1998
Matt Hartl
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Pop quiz, hotshot. There's a cancer on my prostate. Once the prostate goes above 50mph, the cancer is armed. If it drops below 50, your ex-wife takes all your money. What do you do? What do you do?

(d) May 29th, 2010