As a redshirt freshman for the Northwestern Wildcats, Matt was used primarily as a blocking back. Henceforth, he will be used primarily as fertilizer.
He authored legendary titles like Making Love to a Vampire with a Monkey on My Knee, '81' Poop Hatch and When I See Mommy I Feel Like a Mummy. We miss him already.
(d) December 17th, 2010