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Matt Hartl

As a redshirt freshman for the Northwestern Wildcats, Matt was used primarily as a blocking back. Henceforth, he will be used primarily as fertilizer.

Name
Matt Hartl
Birthday
August 1, 1976
Age
23
Died on
Monday, August 30th, 1999
Famous
Confirmed
Friday, July 31st, 1998
Matt Hartl
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1.The June '99 Lee Jr.10
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3.The 1999 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool8
4.The October '98 Lee Jr.2
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6.The August '98 Lee Jr.4
 
 

 

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After complaining of a variety of symptoms, including that his hands were shaky, his knees were weak, he was itching like a man on a fuzzy tree, he had fever in the morning, fever all through the night, and, finally, that he was breathless, he was returned to sender, address unknown. No such person. No such zone.

(d) May 6th, 2002