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This list was submitted by BuildingMaintenance on Tuesday, January 31st, 2023 at 11:26 AM PST for The February 2023 Lee Jr..

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Bob Barker August 26th, 202399
9Dick Van DykeAlive99
8Bob NewhartJuly 18th, 202494
7Jimmy CarterDecember 29th, 2024100
6Rosalyn CarterNovember 19th, 202396
5William DanielsAlive?
4Burt Bacharach February 8th, 202394
3Tony Bennett July 21st, 202396
2Noam ChomskyAlive?
1Norman LearDecember 5th, 2023?
17 points 3 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Things he invented:

Chop-O-Matic (for chopping food, which was apparently WAY too hard)
Veg-O-Matic (same thing, but for slicing veggies)
Pocket Fisherman (so you can carry a fishing pole everywhere you go)
Mr. Microphone (apparently for assaulting hot women on the street)
Inside the shell egg scrambler (yes, seriously)
Showtime Rotisserie (like a regular rotisserie, but smaller)
GLH-9 - Hair in a Spray Can (Yes. Hair. In a can.)
Drain Buster (No idea.)
Smokeless Ashtray (Ashtray with a fan. Where did the smoke go?)
Electric Food Dehydrator (For sucking both moisture and flavor out of foods)
Automatic Pasta Maker (NOT automatic, we promise)
Rhinestone Stud Setter (Bedazzling before the bedazzler)
The Cap Snaffler (a bottle opener)

This is where the definition of "celebrity" gets very hazy.

(d) July 18th, 2021