This list was submitted by BuildingMaintenance on Tuesday, January 31st, 2023 at 11:26 AM PST for The February 2023 Lee Jr..
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Bob Barker | August 26th, 2023 | 99 |
9 | Dick Van Dyke | Alive | 99 |
8 | Bob Newhart | July 18th, 2024 | 94 |
7 | Jimmy Carter | December 29th, 2024 | 100 |
6 | Rosalyn Carter | November 19th, 2023 | 96 |
5 | William Daniels | Alive | ? |
4 | Burt Bacharach | February 8th, 2023 | 94 |
3 | Tony Bennett | July 21st, 2023 | 96 |
2 | Noam Chomsky | Alive | ? |
1 | Norman Lear | December 5th, 2023 | ? |
17 points | 3 hits |
Things he invented:
Chop-O-Matic (for chopping food, which was apparently WAY too hard)
Veg-O-Matic (same thing, but for slicing veggies)
Pocket Fisherman (so you can carry a fishing pole everywhere you go)
Mr. Microphone (apparently for assaulting hot women on the street)
Inside the shell egg scrambler (yes, seriously)
Showtime Rotisserie (like a regular rotisserie, but smaller)
GLH-9 - Hair in a Spray Can (Yes. Hair. In a can.)
Drain Buster (No idea.)
Smokeless Ashtray (Ashtray with a fan. Where did the smoke go?)
Electric Food Dehydrator (For sucking both moisture and flavor out of foods)
Automatic Pasta Maker (NOT automatic, we promise)
Rhinestone Stud Setter (Bedazzling before the bedazzler)
The Cap Snaffler (a bottle opener)
This is where the definition of "celebrity" gets very hazy.
(d) July 18th, 2021