This list was submitted by merder4eva on Saturday, December 31st, 2022 at 2:19 PM PST for The 2023 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Dick Van Dyke | Alive | 99 |
9 | Tony Bennett | July 21st, 2023 | 96 |
8 | Jimmy Carter | December 29th, 2024 | 100 |
7 | Mel Brooks | Alive | 98 |
6 | Henry Kissinger | November 29th, 2023 | 100 |
5 | Alan Greenspan | Alive | 99 |
4 | Dianne Feinstein | September 29th, 2023 | 90 |
3 | Harvey Weinstein | Alive | ? |
2 | Norman Lear | December 5th, 2023 | ? |
1 | Bob Barker | August 26th, 2023 | 99 |
22 points | 5 hits |
Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....
Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....
Won't come back, now ... y'hea'
(d) July 6th, 2003