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This list was submitted by merder4eva on Saturday, December 31st, 2022 at 2:19 PM PST for The 2023 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Dick Van DykeAlive99
9Tony Bennett July 21st, 202396
8Jimmy CarterDecember 29th, 2024100
7Mel BrooksAlive98
6Henry Kissinger November 29th, 2023100
5Alan GreenspanAlive99
4Dianne Feinstein September 29th, 202390
3Harvey WeinsteinAlive?
2Norman Lear December 5th, 2023?
1Bob Barker August 26th, 202399
22 points 5 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....

Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....

Won't come back, now ... y'hea'

(d) July 6th, 2003