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The 2023 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool

Just Die Already

Submitted by Poke the Bear on December 31, 2022.

Score
3hits so far
16tiebreaker points
Paidin the game

The picks

PtsCelebrityDiedAge
10 Jimmy CarterDec 29, 2024 Dec 29, 2024 100
9 Bob Barker hitAug 26, 2023 Aug 26, 2023 99
8 Don KingAlive Alive 95
7 Peter AngelosMar 23, 2024 Mar 23, 2024 94
6 Alan GreenspanJun 22, 2026 Jun 22, 2026 100
5 Glynis JohnsJan 4, 2024 Jan 4, 2024 100
4 Al Jaffee hitApr 10, 2023 Apr 10, 2023 102
3 Sandra Day O’Connor hitDec 1, 2023 Dec 1, 2023 93
2 Dick CheneyNov 3, 2025 Nov 3, 2025 84
1 Dick Van DykeAlive Alive 100

Hits count only when the death falls inside the game. Points break ties: #1 on the list is worth 10, #10 is worth 1.

Guess the stiff · died 2002

They say he was a terrorist mastermind and leader of the Fatah Revolutionary Council, but we'll always remember him as the lovable convenience store clerk from The Simpsons.