It's Over

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This list was submitted by The Evil Optimist on Saturday, December 31st, 2022 at 8:33 AM PST for The 2023 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Donald TrumpAlive78
9Joe BidenAlive?
8Mel BrooksAlive98
7Dick Van DykeAlive99
6Vladimir PutinAlive?
5Jimmy CarterDecember 29th, 2024100
4Oprah WinfreyAlive70
3Kanye WestAlive?
2Al RokerAlive?
1Dan QuayleAlive77
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Guess the Stiff!

That serial killer stuff is a bunch of hooey. Our underworld sources tell us that Gianni's death was really a contract killing, ordered by the heads of the Five Fashion Families to keep him from going public with the Versace Papers.

(d) July 15th, 1997