This list was submitted by Princess Tessa on Saturday, December 31st, 2022 at 7:14 AM PST for The 2023 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
This list is in the CrackleBlippi Phallus Boneyard.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Jimmy Carter | December 29th, 2024 | 100 |
| 9 | Bob Barker | August 26th, 2023 | 99 |
| 8 | Henry Kissinger | November 29th, 2023 | 100 |
| 7 | Mel Brooks | Alive | 100 |
| 6 | Dick Van Dyke | Alive | 100 |
| 5 | Tony Bennett | July 21st, 2023 | 96 |
| 4 | Eva Saint | Alive | ? |
| 3 | Harry Belafonte | April 25th, 2023 | 96 |
| 2 | David Attenborough | Alive | 100 |
| 1 | Buzz Aldrin | Alive | 96 |
| 25 points | 4 hits |
Saturday Night De.. - no. Wait. We can't do that. That's ridiculous. What have we become? Just going for the obvious? No. This game has a long, proud tradition of finding the funniest blurb we can from a giant pile of steaming obvious. It's time to kick it up a notch. Time to light the collective fire under our asses, and come up with something more than good. Something GREAT. Here we go:
Dammit. Nothing. Fuck. Sorry.
(d) August 18th, 2014