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This list was submitted by pooblemoo on Friday, December 30th, 2022 at 9:41 AM PST for The 2023 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10John AstinAlive?
9Dick Van DykeAlive99
8Tippi HedrenAlive95
7Mel BrooksAlive99
6June LockhartAlive?
5Bob NewhartJuly 18th, 202494
4Bob Barker August 26th, 202399
3Burt Bacharach February 8th, 202394
2Norman Lear December 5th, 2023?
1Tony Bennett July 21st, 202396
10 points 4 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Things he invented:

Chop-O-Matic (for chopping food, which was apparently WAY too hard)
Veg-O-Matic (same thing, but for slicing veggies)
Pocket Fisherman (so you can carry a fishing pole everywhere you go)
Mr. Microphone (apparently for assaulting hot women on the street)
Inside the shell egg scrambler (yes, seriously)
Showtime Rotisserie (like a regular rotisserie, but smaller)
GLH-9 - Hair in a Spray Can (Yes. Hair. In a can.)
Drain Buster (No idea.)
Smokeless Ashtray (Ashtray with a fan. Where did the smoke go?)
Electric Food Dehydrator (For sucking both moisture and flavor out of foods)
Automatic Pasta Maker (NOT automatic, we promise)
Rhinestone Stud Setter (Bedazzling before the bedazzler)
The Cap Snaffler (a bottle opener)

This is where the definition of "celebrity" gets very hazy.

(d) July 18th, 2021