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This list was submitted by Dead Pharaoh on Tuesday, December 27th, 2022 at 7:51 AM PST for The 2023 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Bob Barker August 26th, 202399
9Henry Kissinger November 29th, 2023100
8Jimmy CarterDecember 29th, 2024100
7Tony Bennett July 21st, 202396
6Norman Lear December 5th, 2023?
5Dick Van DykeAlive99
4Mel BrooksAlive98
3Dr. Ruth WestheimerJuly 12th, 202496
2Marv LevyAlive99
1Alan GreenspanAlive99
32 points 4 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Dear Abby,

I think my husband is cheating on me. I keep finding little clues around the house - hotel keys, receipts for restaurants we've never been to, that sort of thing. I feel guilty even thinking it, but I have to know. Should I approach him and just ask? Or should I spy on him to find out? -- BETRAYED IN BALTIMORE

Dear Betrayed -

I'm dead.

(d) January 16th, 2013