Dirt Nap #3

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This list was submitted by JanitorArea51 on Friday, December 31st, 2021 at 3:37 PM PST for The 2022 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Henry KissingerNovember 29th, 2023100
9Warren BuffettAlive95
8Herb AlpertAlive90
7Jimmy CarterDecember 29th, 2024100
6Val KilmerApril 1st, 202565
5Rosalyn CarterNovember 19th, 202396
4Dick Van DykeAlive99
3Angela Lansbury October 11th, 202296
2Sidney Poitier January 6th, 202294
1George SorosAlive95
5 points 2 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

For years, his wit made him perfect
For game shows and talk shows and roasts
But now, TV's "Poet Laureate"
Ain't got shit to say, 'cause he's toast.

(d) October 2nd, 2005