The End Is HERE!

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This list was submitted by TarotGuy on Friday, December 31st, 2021 at 2:41 PM PST for The 2022 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Tony BennettJuly 21st, 202396
9Queen Elizabeth II September 8th, 202296
8Angela Lansbury October 11th, 202296
7Jimmy CarterDecember 29th, 2024100
6Bob BarkerAugust 26th, 202399
5Larry Storch July 8th, 202299
4Eva SaintAlive?
3Mel BrooksAlive98
2Harry BelafonteApril 25th, 202396
1Norman LearDecember 5th, 2023?
22 points 3 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Dear Abby,

I think my husband is cheating on me. I keep finding little clues around the house - hotel keys, receipts for restaurants we've never been to, that sort of thing. I feel guilty even thinking it, but I have to know. Should I approach him and just ask? Or should I spy on him to find out? -- BETRAYED IN BALTIMORE

Dear Betrayed -

I'm dead.

(d) January 16th, 2013