This list was submitted by The Force is Deathening on Friday, December 31st, 2021 at 7:17 AM PST for The 2022 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Bob Barker | August 26th, 2023 | 99 |
9 | Brian Wilson | June 11th, 2025 | 82 |
8 | Harvey Weinstein | Alive | ? |
7 | Alan Alda | Alive | 89 |
6 | Sidney Poitier | January 6th, 2022 | 94 |
5 | Phil Donahue | August 18th, 2024 | 88 |
4 | Joe Rogan | Alive | 58 |
3 | R. Kelly | Alive | ? |
2 | Shannen Doherty | July 13th, 2024 | 53 |
1 | Tony Bennett | July 21st, 2023 | 96 |
6 points | 1 hit |
The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.
(d) February 24th, 1998