Chair North.
A Rich Thorn.
Arron Hitch.
Sometimes when we can't think of a good obit for someone, we just come up with anagrams of the person's name.
Rat Rhonchi.
Ah, Rich Tron.
Now is one of those times.
After complaining of a variety of symptoms, including that his hands were shaky, his knees were weak, he was itching like a man on a fuzzy tree, he had fever in the morning, fever all through the night, and, finally, that he was breathless, he was returned to sender, address unknown. No such person. No such zone.
(d) May 6th, 2002