I Am the Dark One List 6 or 7, who's counting

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This list was submitted by I am the dark one on Sunday, December 26th, 2021 at 8:07 PM PST for The 2022 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Queen Elizabeth II September 8th, 202296
9Betty WhiteDecember 31st, 202199
8Tony BennettJuly 21st, 202396
7William ShatnerAlive95
6Margaret AtwoodAlive?
5Michael J. FoxAlive64
4Elizabeth DoleAlive89
3Jack OsbourneAlive?
2Angela Lansbury October 11th, 202296
1Morgan FreemanAlive88
12 points 2 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Saturday Night De.. - no. Wait. We can't do that. That's ridiculous. What have we become? Just going for the obvious? No. This game has a long, proud tradition of finding the funniest blurb we can from a giant pile of steaming obvious. It's time to kick it up a notch. Time to light the collective fire under our asses, and come up with something more than good. Something GREAT. Here we go:

Dammit. Nothing. Fuck. Sorry.

(d) August 18th, 2014