This list was submitted by Rastafarian Mormon on Thursday, December 31st, 2020 at 5:55 PM PST for The 2021 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
This list is in the 2020 Won -- But This Year We Get Even Boneyard.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Dick Van Dyke | Alive | 100 |
| 9 | Dick Cheney | November 3rd, 2025 | 84 |
| 8 | Dick Butkus | October 5th, 2023 | 80 |
| 7 | Dick Smothers | Alive | ? |
| 6 | Dick Cavett | Alive | 89 |
| 5 | Raul Castro | Alive | 94 |
| 4 | Queen Elizabeth II | September 8th, 2022 | 96 |
| 3 | Donald Trump | Alive | 79 |
| 2 | Clint Eastwood | Alive | 95 |
| 1 | Bill Clinton | Alive | ? |
| 0 points | 0 hits |
The fact that the singing governor made it to 101 convinces us that the key to longevity is to declare someone or something to be your sunshine (preferably your only sunshine) and then to repeatedly implore to no one in particular that said sunshine not be taken away.
(d) November 5th, 2000