Instead of us writing something funny here, just read his name a few times. There you go. All done.
Fart allow ...
L.A. Art Wolf ...
All fat row ...
Fallow rat ...
Sometimes when we can't think of a good blurb, we just make anagrams from the dead guy's name.
Lola F. Wart ...
This is one of those times.
(d) July 25th, 1998