Actually the bones are about it

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This list was submitted by trail of blood on Monday, December 28th, 2020 at 2:27 PM PST for The 2021 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Beverly Cleary March 25th, 2021104
9Hal Holbrook January 23rd, 202195
8Jimmy CarterDecember 29th, 2024100
7Rosalyn CarterNovember 19th, 202396
6George Shultz February 6th, 2021100
5Prince Philip April 9th, 202199
4Dick CheneyAlive84
3Tommy Lasorda January 7th, 202193
2Gene ShalitAlive99
1Leon Spinks February 5th, 202167
34 points 6 hits 
 

 

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The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.

(d) February 24th, 1998