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This list was submitted by Chrissy on Monday, December 28th, 2020 at 11:40 AM PST for The 2021 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Bill CosbyAlive87
9Rupert MurdochAlive94
8Henry KissingerNovember 29th, 2023100
7Ozzy OsbourneAlive76
6Beverly Cleary March 25th, 2021104
5Angela LansburyOctober 11th, 202296
4Jerry Lee LewisOctober 28th, 202287
3Pope Benedict XVIDecember 31st, 202295
2Rush Limbaugh February 17th, 202170
1Michael SchumacherAlive56
8 points 2 hits 
 

 

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The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.

(d) February 24th, 1998