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The 2019 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool

100 Reasons to Die

Submitted by The Force is Deathening on December 31, 2018.

Score
1hit so far
10tiebreaker points
Paidin the game

The picks

PtsCelebrityDiedAge
10 Valerie Harper hitAug 30, 2019 Aug 30, 2019 80
9 Pierre CardinDec 29, 2020 Dec 29, 2020 98
8 Javier de CuellarMar 4, 2020 Mar 4, 2020 100
7 Hugh DownsJul 1, 2020 Jul 1, 2020 99
6 Bob BarkerAug 26, 2023 Aug 26, 2023 99
5 Beverly ClearyMar 25, 2021 Mar 25, 2021 104
4 Hal HolbrookJan 23, 2021 Jan 23, 2021 95
3 Buzz AldrinAlive Alive 96
2 Roger AngellMay 20, 2022 May 20, 2022 101
1 Ed AsnerAug 29, 2021 Aug 29, 2021 91

Hits count only when the death falls inside the game. Points break ties: #1 on the list is worth 10, #10 is worth 1.

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Coached the Utah Jazz, which is still the funniest team name in sports. A big man with an even bigger dinner order.