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This list was submitted by Crissaitch on Sunday, December 17th, 2017 at 2:44 PM PST for The 2018 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Loretta LynnOctober 4th, 202288
9Betty WhiteDecember 31st, 202199
8Bob DylanAlive84
7Billy Graham February 21st, 201899
6Kirk DouglasFebruary 5th, 2020103
5Stan Lee November 12th, 201895
4George H.W. Bush November 30th, 201894
3Beverly ClearyMarch 25th, 2021104
2Henry KissingerNovember 29th, 2023100
1Bob BarkerAugust 26th, 202399
16 points 3 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Things he invented:

Chop-O-Matic (for chopping food, which was apparently WAY too hard)
Veg-O-Matic (same thing, but for slicing veggies)
Pocket Fisherman (so you can carry a fishing pole everywhere you go)
Mr. Microphone (apparently for assaulting hot women on the street)
Inside the shell egg scrambler (yes, seriously)
Showtime Rotisserie (like a regular rotisserie, but smaller)
GLH-9 - Hair in a Spray Can (Yes. Hair. In a can.)
Drain Buster (No idea.)
Smokeless Ashtray (Ashtray with a fan. Where did the smoke go?)
Electric Food Dehydrator (For sucking both moisture and flavor out of foods)
Automatic Pasta Maker (NOT automatic, we promise)
Rhinestone Stud Setter (Bedazzling before the bedazzler)
The Cap Snaffler (a bottle opener)

This is where the definition of "celebrity" gets very hazy.

(d) July 18th, 2021