This list was submitted by Crissaitch on Sunday, December 17th, 2017 at 2:44 PM PST for The 2018 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Loretta Lynn | October 4th, 2022 | 88 |
9 | Betty White | December 31st, 2021 | 99 |
8 | Bob Dylan | Alive | 84 |
7 | Billy Graham | February 21st, 2018 | 99 |
6 | Kirk Douglas | February 5th, 2020 | 103 |
5 | Stan Lee | November 12th, 2018 | 95 |
4 | George H.W. Bush | November 30th, 2018 | 94 |
3 | Beverly Cleary | March 25th, 2021 | 104 |
2 | Henry Kissinger | November 29th, 2023 | 100 |
1 | Bob Barker | August 26th, 2023 | 99 |
16 points | 3 hits |
Things he invented:
Chop-O-Matic (for chopping food, which was apparently WAY too hard)
Veg-O-Matic (same thing, but for slicing veggies)
Pocket Fisherman (so you can carry a fishing pole everywhere you go)
Mr. Microphone (apparently for assaulting hot women on the street)
Inside the shell egg scrambler (yes, seriously)
Showtime Rotisserie (like a regular rotisserie, but smaller)
GLH-9 - Hair in a Spray Can (Yes. Hair. In a can.)
Drain Buster (No idea.)
Smokeless Ashtray (Ashtray with a fan. Where did the smoke go?)
Electric Food Dehydrator (For sucking both moisture and flavor out of foods)
Automatic Pasta Maker (NOT automatic, we promise)
Rhinestone Stud Setter (Bedazzling before the bedazzler)
The Cap Snaffler (a bottle opener)
This is where the definition of "celebrity" gets very hazy.
(d) July 18th, 2021