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This list was submitted by theappointment on Saturday, December 31st, 2016 at 5:37 PM PST for The 2017 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10George H.W. BushNovember 30th, 201894
9Jean Kennedy SmithJune 18th, 202092
8Mel BrooksAlive99
7Billy GrahamFebruary 21st, 201899
6Barbara WaltersDecember 30th, 202293
5Dick CheneyAlive84
4Regis PhilbinJuly 24th, 202088
3Angela LansburyOctober 11th, 202296
2Dick Van DykeAlive99
1Ozzy OsbourneAlive76
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Guess the Stiff!

After complaining of a variety of symptoms, including that his hands were shaky, his knees were weak, he was itching like a man on a fuzzy tree, he had fever in the morning, fever all through the night, and, finally, that he was breathless, he was returned to sender, address unknown. No such person. No such zone.

(d) May 6th, 2002