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This list was submitted by nightjy on Thursday, December 31st, 2015 at 3:13 PM PST for The 2016 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Roberta McCainOctober 12th, 2020108
9Beverly ClearyMarch 25th, 2021104
8Olivia de HavillandJuly 26th, 2020104
7 Zsa Zsa Gabor December 18th, 201699
6Nanette FabrayFebruary 22nd, 201897
5Carol ChanningJanuary 15th, 201997
4Nancy Reagan March 6th, 201694
3Jackie StalloneSeptember 21st, 202098
2Doris Day May 13th, 201997
1Barbara HaleJanuary 27th, 201794
11 points 2 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!

(d) March 8th, 1999