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This list was submitted by Teddiebehr27 on Tuesday, December 30th, 2014 at 7:24 PM PST for The 2015 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Janet RenoNovember 7th, 201678
9Bob BarkerAugust 26th, 202399
8Bob NewhartJuly 18th, 202494
7Katherine JacksonAlive95
6Fidel CastroNovember 25th, 201690
5Dick Van DykeAlive99
4Dick SmothersAlive?
3Elizabeth DoleAlive89
2Morgan FreemanAlive88
1Marlo ThomasAlive?
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Guess the Stiff!

The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!

(d) March 8th, 1999