This list was submitted by Toe-Tag on Tuesday, December 31st, 2013 at 8:37 PM PST for The 2014 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Bashar al-Assad | Alive | 60 |
| 9 | Don Rickles | April 6th, 2017 | 90 |
| 8 | Nancy Reagan | March 6th, 2016 | 94 |
| 7 | John McLaughlin | August 16th, 2016 | 89 |
| 6 | Dick Cheney | November 3rd, 2025 | 84 |
| 5 | Don Zimmer | June 4th, 2014 | 83 |
| 4 | Mickey Rooney | April 6th, 2014 | 93 |
| 3 | Ayman al-Zawahiri | July 30th, 2022 | ? |
| 2 | Zsa Zsa Gabor | December 18th, 2016 | 99 |
| 1 | Mikhail Gorbachev | August 30th, 2022 | 91 |
| 9 points | 2 hits |
She was a famous singer chick from Minnesota way
Both her sisters thought that she might be gay
She was plenty old at 94
But then her number came up and now she's here no more
She's in the ground now, placed there carefully
She the crusty, dusty singing chick in the cemetery
(d) January 30th, 2013