The 2014 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool

DRT (Dead Right There)

Submitted by Toe-Tag on December 31, 2013.

Score

2hits so far

9tiebreaker points

Paidin the game

The picks

Pts	Celebrity	Died	Age
10	Bashar al-AssadAlive	Alive	61
9	Don RicklesApr 6, 2017	Apr 6, 2017	90
8	Nancy ReaganMar 6, 2016	Mar 6, 2016	94
7	John McLaughlinAug 16, 2016	Aug 16, 2016	89
6	Dick CheneyNov 3, 2025	Nov 3, 2025	84
5	Don Zimmer hitJun 4, 2014	Jun 4, 2014	83
4	Mickey Rooney hitApr 6, 2014	Apr 6, 2014	93
3	Ayman al-ZawahiriJul 30, 2022	Jul 30, 2022	71
2	Zsa Zsa GaborDec 18, 2016	Dec 18, 2016	99
1	Mikhail GorbachevAug 30, 2022	Aug 30, 2022	91

Hits count only when the death falls inside the game. Points break ties: #1 on the list is worth 10, #10 is worth 1.

Guess the stiff · died 1999

The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!