Ticking Time Bombs

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This list was submitted by JJ on Wednesday, December 25th, 2013 at 9:58 AM PST for The 2014 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Julian AssangeAlive54
9Buzz AldrinAlive96
8Queen Elizabeth IISeptember 8th, 202296
7Ed AsnerAugust 29th, 202191
6Dick CheneyNovember 3rd, 202584
5Ron JeremyAlive73
4Hugh HefnerSeptember 27th, 201791
3Hal HolbrookJanuary 23rd, 202195
2B. B. King May 14th, 201589
1Larry King January 23rd, 202187
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Guess the Stiff!

The fact that the singing governor made it to 101 convinces us that the key to longevity is to declare someone or something to be your sunshine (preferably your only sunshine) and then to repeatedly implore to no one in particular that said sunshine not be taken away.

(d) November 5th, 2000