Oh, it's broke alright. And there's no fixing it.

Name
Bert Lance
Birthday
June 3, 1931
Age
82
Died on
Thursday, August 15th, 2013
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Thursday, September 25th, 2003
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Guess the Stiff!

Hello?


Yeah, what?


Yeah, she was the mom on Hazel, uh-huh, so what?


What do you mean, "that's golden" ...?

That's not golden, that's dog shit.


No, we don't remember her, and we don't care, and neither does anybody else, so just forget about it.

Yeah, same to you.

Hazel . . . . What the fuck are we supposed to do with that??

(d) September 28th, 2002