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Bert Lance — BornJun 3, 1931

DiedAug 15, 2013

Age82

Stiff · August 15, 2013

Bert Lance

Oh, it's broke alright. And there's no fixing it.
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Famous: Yes, confirmed September 25, 2003

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Game	Lists
The February 2011 Lee Jr.	1
The 2007 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool	1
The 2004 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool	1

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