Oh, it's broke alright. And there's no fixing it.

Name
Bert Lance
Birthday
June 3, 1931
Age
82
Died on
Thursday, August 15th, 2013
Famous
Confirmed
Thursday, September 25th, 2003
Bert Lance
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Guess the Stiff!

There once was a poet named Corso
who had a bad gland in his torso.
But, before cancer nailed him,
beat critics once hailed him
as, like, Kerouac, only more so.

(d) January 17th, 2001