The 2010 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool

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Submitted by Screwthebcs on December 30, 2009.

Score

3hits so far

20tiebreaker points

Paidin the game

The picks

Pts	Celebrity	Died	Age
10	George Steinbrenner hitJul 13, 2010	Jul 13, 2010	80
9	Dino de Laurentiis hitNov 11, 2010	Nov 11, 2010	91
8	Nelson Mandela Dec 5, 2013	Dec 5, 2013	95
7	Queen Elizabeth IISep 8, 2022	Sep 8, 2022	96
6	Don ImusDec 27, 2019	Dec 27, 2019	79
5	Artie LangeAlive	Alive	59
4	John GlennDec 8, 2016	Dec 8, 2016	95
3	Doyle BrunsonMay 14, 2023	May 14, 2023	89
2	Dustin DiamondFeb 1, 2021	Feb 1, 2021	44
1	Ernie Harwell hitMay 4, 2010	May 4, 2010	92

Hits count only when the death falls inside the game. Points break ties: #1 on the list is worth 10, #10 is worth 1.

Guess the stiff · died 1999

The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!