This list was submitted by USER02795 on Monday, August 3rd, 1998 at 6:06 PM PDT for The August '98 Lee Jr..
|Points||Celebrity||Date of Death||Age|
|10||Madame Chiang Kai-Shek||October 23rd, 2003||106|
|9||Sarah Knauss||December 30th, 1999||119|
|8||Katharine Hepburn||June 29th, 2003||96|
|7||Milton Berle||March 27th, 2002||93|
|6||Alistair Cooke||March 30th, 2004||95|
|5||Douglas Fairbanks||May 7th, 2000||90|
|4||Richard Pryor||December 10th, 2005||65|
|3||Muhammad Ali||June 3rd, 2016||74|
|2||Mitch Miller||July 31st, 2010||99|
|1||Clayton Moore||December 28th, 1999||85|
|0 points||0 hits|
Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....
Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....
Won't come back, now ... y'hea'
(d) July 6th, 2003