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This list was submitted by USER02795 on Monday, August 3rd, 1998 at 6:06 PM PDT for The August '98 Lee Jr..

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Madame Chiang Kai-ShekOctober 23rd, 2003106
9Sarah KnaussDecember 30th, 1999119
8Katharine HepburnJune 29th, 200396
7Milton BerleMarch 27th, 200293
6Alistair CookeMarch 30th, 200495
5Douglas FairbanksMay 7th, 200090
4Richard PryorDecember 10th, 200565
3Muhammad AliJune 3rd, 201674
2Mitch MillerJuly 31st, 201099
1Clayton MooreDecember 28th, 199985
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Guess the Stiff!

Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....

Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....

Won't come back, now ... y'hea'

(d) July 6th, 2003