Gotta Have A Kenedy

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This list was submitted by BibsPal on Tuesday, December 31st, 2002 at 8:39 PM PST for The 2003 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Max SchmelingFebruary 2nd, 200599
9Lester Maddox June 25th, 200387
8Warren Zevon September 7th, 200356
7Johnny OatesDecember 24th, 200458
6Alistair CookeMarch 30th, 200495
5Lady Bird JohnsonJuly 11th, 200794
4Ronnie BiggsDecember 18th, 201384
3Johnny Cash September 12th, 200371
2Eunice ShriverAugust 11th, 200988
1Gene WilderAugust 29th, 201683
20 points 3 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

After complaining of a variety of symptoms, including that his hands were shaky, his knees were weak, he was itching like a man on a fuzzy tree, he had fever in the morning, fever all through the night, and, finally, that he was breathless, he was returned to sender, address unknown. No such person. No such zone.

(d) May 6th, 2002