Ted Williams has been played on 1023 lists, including 137 lists in The 2001 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

 List User Stiffs Points 
1.Pepster 3USER02695326
2.Bottom of the NinthNurseboy322
3.GG Doom Patrol 2USER02688217
4.Ghoul Girl 2Ghoul Girl217
5.Well You Died, Shit Happens 1USER00043217
6.comfortably numb/dumbonefunsob216
7.We Spin TerrorUSER01145216
8.DUBAYTOMUSER00375214
9.John Gotti's People to Take Care of Before LeavingUSER03507214
10.LUCHA LIBREUSER02807213
11.The Ralph Lunsford Steering Committee 2USER02815213
12.Mac's Sports MortsUSER01076211
13.Spinzo the Christmas RabbitUSER01088211
14.'Youth In Asia'Frankie Pentangeli28
15.N. Y. FOOTBALL GIANTSUSER0063227
16.Al Finally ConcedesUSER00008110
17.BAIRBONES 1BairBones110
18.Becky BUSER00341110
19.Big HerbKirby110
20.Chad - From Broward County FLUSER01115110
21.Circling VultureUSER00780110
22.Just Die, Baby!USER01275110
23.Liverworst 2USER00925110
24.Port Credit Pall BearerUSER00744110
25.Team SklarUSER00791110
26.The TorchFlying Asian Carp110
27.tombieUSER00949110
28.Well You Died, Shit Happens 2USER00043110
29.Well You Died, Shit Happens 3USER03501110
30.2001 Tasty MaggotsFeasting Maggots19
31.Dust in the WindUSER0345219
32.luv-the-smll-of-formaldihide-in-da-morningUSER0112619
33.Man In The Box 1USER0107419
34.Man In The Box 4USER0352219
35.MBALMED 2MBalmed19
36.Outworn Welcomes 2USER0007319
37.Pandas Are People TooUSER0156119
38.The EdgeCheetahisDead19
39.UncleMarty:For It's 1, 2, 3 Strikes Your Dead ...USER0282019
40.Dead Puppies are no Fun!USER0261418
41.Death EgomaniacsUSER0063218
42.Nurseboy - Lethal InjectionUSER0275118
43.The Total Package's TombstonesUSER0128018
44.TODAY'S SPECIAL: TOASTUSER0262918
45.TOP DEAD CATSUSER0122618
46.Crematerry 2USER0344417
47.D.N.R. 2USER0266217
48.POPE 6USER0010817
49.Todd 1whit2517
50.WallrisUSER0039517
51.SeaPepto '00SeaPepto16
52.Todd 3USER0281416
53.DaltonTRUSER0112015
54.Gentleman Death 1USER0054515
55.Sarcasm Man 1USER0031215
56.UncleMarty:I'm Not Gonna Win, But Neither Are You!USER0352015
57.VivaMolly 2USER0028115
58.Groovechild 1USER0119914
59.Bastille BoyUSER0351713
60.Lou SifferUSER0040613
61.RIGORMORTIS 3USER0085313
62.UncleMarty:The Ghost Of Cleavon LittleUSER0066812
63.D.N.R. 3USER0266211
64.'He's Dead, Jim'USER0262500
65.A 'Dismissed' Salute to Werner Klemperertwinpete00
66.Andre's All-Star Celebrity Daisy PushersUSER0060000
67.Andre's Lil' Bit Of Dyin' Goin' OnUSER0261800
68.Armin's Inferno: The 7th CircleUSER0106200
69.Blackadder 100000200
70.Blackadder 200000200
71.Buck 1Buck00
72.Buck 2Buck00
73.Burgher's Dead MeatUSER0114600
74.Chadjeffsdadchadjeffsdad00
75.Chateauneuf du papeUSER0346600
76.ChChChChangesUSER0347500
77.Daisy PushersUSER0063100
78.deathinaholeUSER0119300
79.Dirt BlankieUSER0110600
80.Dirt Naps For Fun & Profit 1FrankJac00
81.Disposable HeroesUSER0114900
82.Doktor Robert 3USER0266700
83.Dr. Paul Shipherd 3USER0267100
84.Eight Men OutUSER0030000
85.FlickaUSER0087500
86.Frank Burns Eats WormsUSER0121900
87.Fred C. DobbsUSER0075800
88.Fuckin' Die I Need The MoneyUSER0094700
89.Good GriefUSER0114400
90.Grandpa Hates this GameUSER0114000
91.gravediggerraymond00
92.Gravediggers are ready and waitingUSER0348500
93.Guess Who Died? 1USER0099800
94.Guess Who Died? 2USER0099800
95.Guess Who Died? 3USER0348800
96.Habeas Corpses 2BradWalt00
97.HayballUSER0102300
98.Hey Moe Hey LarryUSER0120700
99.Hit EmUSER0089700
100.hummerjuiceUSER0120200
101.JAKE 1IAGO00
102.jamonabruinmom00
103.Jimmy's Rigor Mortis JambalayaUSER0123400
104.JMC Hearse 1USER0099700
105.Just kickin' itUSER0343000
106.kasey 2USER0030800
107.Miss Scarlett's StiffsMichenley00
108.monger2000-AUSER0113400
109.newbombturks_2000USER0116700
110.NortonUSER0089700
111.PsftProphetUSER0113900
112.PVT RYAN 200000200
113.PVT RYAN 3USER0096500
114.RobbieDammit ! !USER0115700
115.Rodak's RoadkillUSER0114900
116.Roger Gowiththrottleup 3USER0347600
117.Room temperature remissionUSER0123800
118.Six Feet DownUSER0262500
119.SoulHunterUSER0087500
120.space truckerUSER0127100
121.Stu's Wish ListUSER0115000
122.Team O.B.E. 2USER0040500
123.Ten Stiffs Up AUSER0120000
124.Ten Stiffs Up SeeUSER0348200
125.The ArchangelUSER0112100
126.The Eternal NAPUSER0125300
127.The Good Die Young, So I'll Live ForeverUSER0126300
128.The Mad Vampire Hajduk 1USER0047300
129.Toby KimballSBUMP200
130.TrixieUSER0000200
131.Troll 2USER0281600
132.Troll 3USER0281600
133.Turning HeadstonesUSER0109800
134.TV Nut Job 2USER0281800
135.UncleMarty:Who Let The Corpses Out?USER0351900
136.UncleMarty:Your Popcorn Has Been Pissed InUSER0282000
137.www.sendbillmoney.com 1USER0119200
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

The unsolvable mystery here is how this hunk of wood kept getting work. The guy was like a marionette, for Chris'sakes.

(d) May 14th, 2003