This list was submitted by USER02614 on Wednesday, January 10th, 2001 at 7:39 AM PST for The 2001 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Greg Louganis | Alive | 64 |
9 | Max Schmeling | February 2nd, 2005 | 99 |
8 | Harry Secombe | April 11th, 2001 | 79 |
7 | Katharine Hepburn | June 29th, 2003 | 96 |
6 | Patricia Neal | August 8th, 2010 | 84 |
5 | Sheb Wooley | September 16th, 2003 | 82 |
4 | Vaclav Havel | December 18th, 2011 | 75 |
3 | Carroll Shelby | May 11th, 2012 | 89 |
2 | Ted Williams | July 5th, 2002 | ? |
1 | Madame Chiang Kai-Shek | October 23rd, 2003 | 106 |
8 points | 1 hit |
The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.
(d) February 24th, 1998