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This list was submitted by USER02614 on Wednesday, January 10th, 2001 at 7:39 AM PST for The 2001 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Greg LouganisAlive64
9Max SchmelingFebruary 2nd, 200599
8Harry Secombe April 11th, 200179
7Katharine HepburnJune 29th, 200396
6Patricia NealAugust 8th, 201084
5Sheb WooleySeptember 16th, 200382
4Vaclav HavelDecember 18th, 201175
3Carroll ShelbyMay 11th, 201289
2Ted WilliamsJuly 5th, 2002?
1Madame Chiang Kai-ShekOctober 23rd, 2003106
8 points 1 hit 
 

 

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The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.

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