Share on Twitter Share on Facebook

This list was submitted by USER03466 on Saturday, December 30th, 2000 at 9:18 PM PST for The 2001 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Pope John Paul IIApril 2nd, 200584
9Sheb WooleySeptember 16th, 200382
8Claude Levi-StraussNovember 1st, 2009100
7Ronald ReaganJune 5th, 200493
6Ted WilliamsJuly 5th, 2002?
5Bob HopeJuly 27th, 2003100
4Brooke AstorAugust 13th, 2007105
3Simon WiesenthalSeptember 20th, 200596
2Ernest GalloMarch 6th, 200797
1Anne Lindbergh February 7th, 200194
1 point 1 hit 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.

(d) February 24th, 1998