Strom Thurmond has been played on 2740 lists, including 60 lists in The September '99 Lee Jr..
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | Fucko's Mom | USER00767 | 2 | 19 |
| 2. | Sean Pennell | USER02710 | 2 | 19 |
| 3. | DePressED 3 | USER00965 | 2 | 17 |
| 4. | JONATHAN 2 | USER00965 | 2 | 15 |
| 5. | JONATHAN 3 | USER00965 | 2 | 15 |
| 6. | JONATHAN 6 | USER00965 | 2 | 15 |
| 7. | MaggieMae 1 | USER00560 | 2 | 15 |
| 8. | Stab 'em and slab 'em | USER00751 | 2 | 10 |
| 9. | How Ya Doin' Eisenhower? | USER02734 | 2 | 8 |
| 10. | Obit 2 | USER00059 | 2 | 8 |
| 11. | Cool Ghouls 2 | USER00965 | 2 | 5 |
| 12. | Better Off Dead | USER03361 | 1 | 10 |
| 13. | Kellster | Kellster | 1 | 10 |
| 14. | Necro Phil's Tea Leaves of Doom | USER00017 | 1 | 10 |
| 15. | theyarealloldorsick | USER00094 | 1 | 10 |
| 16. | mebe | USER00748 | 1 | 9 |
| 17. | novent | USER03382 | 1 | 9 |
| 18. | Bleeding Ulcer | USER02762 | 1 | 8 |
| 19. | Of Corpse!! | USER00729 | 1 | 8 |
| 20. | Bart and D.J. 3 | USER00965 | 1 | 7 |
| 21. | Brainwashed 1 | USER00657 | 1 | 7 |
| 22. | Daimyo 1 | USER00313 | 1 | 7 |
| 23. | VMSBUM 4 | USER00529 | 1 | 7 |
| 24. | Anne w/a Plan 6 | USER00965 | 1 | 6 |
| 25. | strangerthanthou | ohsostrange | 1 | 6 |
| 26. | Brainwashed 2 | USER00657 | 1 | 3 |
| 27. | Vermont Deadheads | USER03367 | 1 | 2 |
| 28. | VMSBUM 6 | USER00965 | 1 | 2 |
| 29. | Necromancer | USER02698 | 1 | 1 |
| 30. | VMSBUM 3 | USER00529 | 1 | 1 |
| 31. | 137 | USER03356 | 0 | 0 |
| 32. | 2 P's On The Job | USER02759 | 0 | 0 |
| 33. | A Barnaby Jones Minute | twinpete | 0 | 0 |
| 34. | Acme Funeral Home | USER02698 | 0 | 0 |
| 35. | Anne w/a Plan 3 | USER00715 | 0 | 0 |
| 36. | BaliGold | USER00756 | 0 | 0 |
| 37. | Canucklehead 3 | USER00965 | 0 | 0 |
| 38. | Cool Ghouls 3 | USER00965 | 0 | 0 |
| 39. | D.K. 3 | USER00965 | 0 | 0 |
| 40. | Daimyo 2 | USER00313 | 0 | 0 |
| 41. | DiscoStu | USER00732 | 0 | 0 |
| 42. | Dr. Roh's Little Helpers | USER02759 | 0 | 0 |
| 43. | EB2: More Dead Ringers | USER00165 | 0 | 0 |
| 44. | Gentleman Death 3 | USER00965 | 0 | 0 |
| 45. | Grim Rapper 1 | Grim Rapper | 0 | 0 |
| 46. | Grim Rapper 2 | USER00965 | 0 | 0 |
| 47. | Grimreamer | USER00739 | 0 | 0 |
| 48. | killing them softly | USER00740 | 0 | 0 |
| 49. | MacAbre 1 | Paladin | 0 | 0 |
| 50. | MadDogg | USER00741 | 0 | 0 |
| 51. | Mr. Misrell 1 | USER00758 | 0 | 0 |
| 52. | Necro Phil's Succubitic Oracle | USER00017 | 0 | 0 |
| 53. | NINTHLIFE | USER00718 | 0 | 0 |
| 54. | Parkway Stiffs | DEADMOM1960 | 0 | 0 |
| 55. | Pull Me Up A Cold One 1 | The Mattoid | 0 | 0 |
| 56. | Sean12 3 | USER00965 | 0 | 0 |
| 57. | SOSA21 | USER00727 | 0 | 0 |
| 58. | star undertaker | USER00692 | 0 | 0 |
| 59. | Tsugo Politico | USER00965 | 0 | 0 |
| 60. | TV Nut Job 5 | USER00965 | 0 | 0 |
After complaining of a variety of symptoms, including that his hands were shaky, his knees were weak, he was itching like a man on a fuzzy tree, he had fever in the morning, fever all through the night, and, finally, that he was breathless, he was returned to sender, address unknown. No such person. No such zone.
(d) May 6th, 2002