This list was submitted by USER03382 on Thursday, September 9th, 1999 at 5:04 PM PDT for The September '99 Lee Jr..
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Maurice Richard | May 27th, 2000 | 78 |
| 9 | Raisa Gorbachev | September 20th, 1999 | 67 |
| 8 | Augusto Pinochet | December 10th, 2006 | 91 |
| 7 | Not Famous | ||
| 6 | Milton Berle | March 27th, 2002 | 93 |
| 5 | Strom Thurmond | June 26th, 2003 | 100 |
| 4 | Allen Funt | September 5th, 1999 | 84 |
| 3 | Ronald Reagan | June 5th, 2004 | 93 |
| 2 | Brooke Astor | August 13th, 2007 | 105 |
| 1 | Not Famous | ||
| 13 points | 2 hits | ||
Saturday Night De.. - no. Wait. We can't do that. That's ridiculous. What have we become? Just going for the obvious? No. This game has a long, proud tradition of finding the funniest blurb we can from a giant pile of steaming obvious. It's time to kick it up a notch. Time to light the collective fire under our asses, and come up with something more than good. Something GREAT. Here we go:
Dammit. Nothing. Fuck. Sorry.
(d) August 18th, 2014