This list was submitted by USER00965 on Thursday, September 9th, 1999 at 12:00 PM PDT for The September '99 Lee Jr..
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Catfish Hunter | September 9th, 1999 | 53 |
| 9 | Ian Dury | March 27th, 2000 | 57 |
| 8 | Harry Secombe | April 11th, 2001 | 79 |
| 7 | Raisa Gorbachev | September 20th, 1999 | 67 |
| 6 | . Suharto | January 27th, 2008 | 86 |
| 5 | Althea Gibson | September 28th, 2003 | 76 |
| 4 | Not Famous | ||
| 3 | Strom Thurmond | June 26th, 2003 | 100 |
| 2 | Not Famous | ||
| 1 | Not Famous | ||
| 17 points | 2 hits | ||
Things he invented:
Chop-O-Matic (for chopping food, which was apparently WAY too hard)
Veg-O-Matic (same thing, but for slicing veggies)
Pocket Fisherman (so you can carry a fishing pole everywhere you go)
Mr. Microphone (apparently for assaulting hot women on the street)
Inside the shell egg scrambler (yes, seriously)
Showtime Rotisserie (like a regular rotisserie, but smaller)
GLH-9 - Hair in a Spray Can (Yes. Hair. In a can.)
Drain Buster (No idea.)
Smokeless Ashtray (Ashtray with a fan. Where did the smoke go?)
Electric Food Dehydrator (For sucking both moisture and flavor out of foods)
Automatic Pasta Maker (NOT automatic, we promise)
Rhinestone Stud Setter (Bedazzling before the bedazzler)
The Cap Snaffler (a bottle opener)
This is where the definition of "celebrity" gets very hazy.
(d) July 18th, 2021