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This list was submitted by Paladin on Wednesday, August 25th, 1999 at 1:17 PM PDT for The September '99 Lee Jr..

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Jack Klugman December 24th, 201290
9Not Famous 
8Johnny CashSeptember 12th, 200371
7Manute BolJune 19th, 201047
6Rosemary ClooneyJune 29th, 200274
5Strom ThurmondJune 26th, 2003100
4Ted KennedyAugust 25th, 200977
3Tony BennettAlive95
2Yogi BerraSeptember 22nd, 201590
1George H.W. BushNovember 30th, 201894
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The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.

(d) February 24th, 1998