The movie version of Mission: Impossible was painful to us. Looks like it was fatal to him.

Name
Greg Morris
Birthday
September 27, 1933
Age
62
Died on
Tuesday, August 27th, 1996
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Tuesday, August 27th, 1996
Greg Morris
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Greg Morris was never played in a game.

 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....

Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....

Won't come back, now ... y'hea'

(d) July 6th, 2003