Noam Chomsky has been played on 108 lists, including 36 lists in The 2024 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | Aardvark4 | Hugh G. Wrekshun | 4 | 29 |
| 2. | I love your peen | SirJacob | 3 | 21 |
| 3. | OFIGS 1 | Shhh...IDidntKillThem | 3 | 21 |
| 4. | OFIGS 2 | Shhh...IDidntKillThem | 3 | 20 |
| 5. | Bury Poppins Reunion | Big Bald Jon | 3 | 18 |
| 6. | Stone Cold Old | Marko Stiazny | 3 | 16 |
| 7. | NursePope2024b | Nurseboy | 3 | 14 |
| 8. | I Don't Hear Enough Ripping | razorben | 3 | 13 |
| 9. | Donald Be Dead Now | Dead Person Specialist, E | 2 | 17 |
| 10. | Say Yes to the Death 2 | berg1199 | 2 | 17 |
| 11. | 2024 Wade T. Wilson | zombiebait | 2 | 14 |
| 12. | Ninety-nine problems but a death ain't one | horker1 | 2 | 11 |
| 13. | Comedians and Dicks | Sarkon | 2 | 10 |
| 14. | Haaahhh | SirJacob | 2 | 10 |
| 15. | Not Dead Yet '24 | shroom | 2 | 10 |
| 16. | RIPIPIP | AM111189 | 2 | 10 |
| 17. | Dead Man Spigling | TheSpiglers | 2 | 9 |
| 18. | Politics and Power | thedeadmanshand | 2 | 9 |
| 19. | 123123 | alan smithee | 2 | 8 |
| 20. | 2024 Leroy St. Germaine Dagnasty | zombiebait | 2 | 7 |
| 21. | It's Time 2 Go | HauntedWebmaster | 2 | 7 |
| 22. | OFIGS 3 | Shhh...IDidntKillThem | 2 | 5 |
| 23. | Anarchy's Hanging With The Raisin Girls | Anarchy and a biscuit | 1 | 10 |
| 24. | How are These People Not Famous?! | photosurrealism | 1 | 10 |
| 25. | A perfectly good box...pine box | JohnHines | 1 | 8 |
| 26. | Ie Shima Death Squad | 1BCeltics | 1 | 6 |
| 27. | what | SirJacob | 1 | 6 |
| 28. | maurosu | mauro | 1 | 5 |
| 29. | No Chance In Hell | Dankasus | 1 | 5 |
| 30. | Reaper 4 | NotComingDownForBreakfast | 1 | 4 |
| 31. | 6 Ft Under 2 | alb007 | 0 | 0 |
| 32. | Captain Tragedy | Agentnumber47 | 0 | 0 |
| 33. | Death Time | CrushedElixir | 0 | 0 |
| 34. | DIRT NAP | Nick ‘n Beth | 0 | 0 |
| 35. | No Disrespect | JMann880 | 0 | 0 |
| 36. | Rich Zlist | kgriffigk5 | 0 | 0 |
The fact that the singing governor made it to 101 convinces us that the key to longevity is to declare someone or something to be your sunshine (preferably your only sunshine) and then to repeatedly implore to no one in particular that said sunshine not be taken away.
(d) November 5th, 2000