Noam Chomsky has been played on 163 lists, including 36 lists in The 2024 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | OFIGS 1 | Shhh...IDidntKillThem | 4 | 31 |
| 2. | I love your peen | SirJacob | 4 | 30 |
| 3. | Aardvark4 | Hugh G. Wrekshun | 4 | 29 |
| 4. | OFIGS 2 | Shhh...IDidntKillThem | 4 | 29 |
| 5. | Bury Poppins Reunion | Big Bald Jon | 4 | 26 |
| 6. | Stone Cold Old | Marko Stiazny | 4 | 26 |
| 7. | NursePope2024b | Nurseboy | 4 | 24 |
| 8. | I Don't Hear Enough Ripping | razorben | 4 | 23 |
| 9. | Donald Be Dead Now | Dead Person Specialist, E | 3 | 27 |
| 10. | 2024 Wade T. Wilson | zombiebait | 3 | 24 |
| 11. | Say Yes to the Death 2 | berg1199 | 3 | 23 |
| 12. | Comedians and Dicks | Sarkon | 3 | 20 |
| 13. | Not Dead Yet '24 | shroom | 3 | 20 |
| 14. | RIPIPIP | AM111189 | 3 | 20 |
| 15. | Politics and Power | thedeadmanshand | 3 | 19 |
| 16. | 123123 | alan smithee | 3 | 18 |
| 17. | 2024 Leroy St. Germaine Dagnasty | zombiebait | 3 | 17 |
| 18. | Dead Man Spigling | TheSpiglers | 3 | 17 |
| 19. | It's Time 2 Go | HauntedWebmaster | 3 | 17 |
| 20. | Ninety-nine problems but a death ain't one | horker1 | 3 | 15 |
| 21. | OFIGS 3 | Shhh...IDidntKillThem | 3 | 15 |
| 22. | Haaahhh | SirJacob | 3 | 11 |
| 23. | Anarchy's Hanging With The Raisin Girls | Anarchy and a biscuit | 2 | 19 |
| 24. | A perfectly good box...pine box | JohnHines | 2 | 18 |
| 25. | Ie Shima Death Squad | 1BCeltics | 2 | 16 |
| 26. | No Chance In Hell | Dankasus | 2 | 15 |
| 27. | Reaper 4 | NotComingDownForBreakfast | 2 | 14 |
| 28. | maurosu | mauro | 2 | 12 |
| 29. | what | SirJacob | 2 | 11 |
| 30. | Death Time | CrushedElixir | 1 | 10 |
| 31. | How are These People Not Famous?! | photosurrealism | 1 | 10 |
| 32. | No Disrespect | JMann880 | 1 | 10 |
| 33. | Rich Zlist | kgriffigk5 | 1 | 10 |
| 34. | Captain Tragedy | Agentnumber47 | 1 | 8 |
| 35. | 6 Ft Under 2 | Blondemarvel | 0 | 0 |
| 36. | DIRT NAP | Nick ‘n Beth | 0 | 0 |
The internationally renowned heart specialist, famed for performing the first successful heart transplant, died of an asthma attack, thereby negating any opportunity for a worthwhile blurb, the thoughtless prick.
(d) September 2nd, 2001