This list was submitted by Agentnumber47 on Thursday, December 21st, 2023 at 11:22 PM PST for The 2024 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Tommy Chong | Alive | 87 |
| 9 | Noam Chomsky | Alive | ? |
| 8 | Jimmy Carter | December 29th, 2024 | 100 |
| 7 | Jane Fonda | Alive | 88 |
| 6 | Pending Fame Committee Review | ||
| 5 | Dolly Parton | Alive | 79 |
| 4 | Smokey Robinson | Alive | 85 |
| 3 | Rupert Murdoch | Alive | 94 |
| 2 | Mel Brooks | Alive | 99 |
| 1 | Pending Fame Committee Review | ||
| 8 points | 1 hit | ||
The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.
(d) February 24th, 1998