This list was submitted by TheSpiglers on Tuesday, December 19th, 2023 at 4:50 PM PST for The 2024 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
This list is in the Spigler Invitational Death Pool Boneyard.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Dick Van Dyke | Alive | 100 |
| 9 | Mel Brooks | Alive | 99 |
| 8 | Jimmy Carter | December 29th, 2024 | 100 |
| 7 | Noam Chomsky | Alive | ? |
| 6 | Bob Newhart | July 18th, 2024 | 94 |
| 5 | Clint Eastwood | Alive | 95 |
| 4 | Ron Jeremy | Alive | 72 |
| 3 | Shannen Doherty | July 13th, 2024 | 53 |
| 2 | Amanda Bynes | Alive | 39 |
| 1 | Morgan Freeman | Alive | 88 |
| 17 points | 3 hits |
Man - this is a huge loss. It takes someone with real talent to entertain MILLIONS of people using your musical gifts. As if that weren't enough, he was a huge philanthropist and did benefit concerts almost every time he was asked. Married to Kimberly Williams (from Father of the Bride as well as other films and TV shows), she was as active as he was. The two of them together formed..
What? IAN Paisley? We thought you said BRAD. Who the FUCK is Ian Paisley? What? Are you serious? How are we supposed to write about THAT? Fuck it. We'll do it later.
(d) September 12th, 2014