No Chance In Hell

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This list was submitted by Dankasus on Sunday, December 31st, 2023 at 3:06 PM PST for The 2024 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Jimmy Carter December 29th, 2024100
9Dick Van DykeAlive99
8David AttenboroughAlive99
7Mel BrooksAlive99
6Noam ChomskyAlive?
5Bob Newhart July 18th, 202494
4Vince McMahonAlive80
3Joe BidenAlive?
2Britney SpearsAlive43
1Kid RockAlive54
15 points 2 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

The internationally renowned heart specialist, famed for performing the first successful heart transplant, died of an asthma attack, thereby negating any opportunity for a worthwhile blurb, the thoughtless prick.

(d) September 2nd, 2001