This list was submitted by Dankasus on Sunday, December 31st, 2023 at 3:06 PM PST for The 2024 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Jimmy Carter | December 29th, 2024 | 100 |
| 9 | Dick Van Dyke | Alive | 100 |
| 8 | David Attenborough | Alive | 100 |
| 7 | Mel Brooks | Alive | 99 |
| 6 | Noam Chomsky | Alive | ? |
| 5 | Bob Newhart | July 18th, 2024 | 94 |
| 4 | Vince McMahon | Alive | 80 |
| 3 | Joe Biden | Alive | ? |
| 2 | Britney Spears | Alive | 44 |
| 1 | Kid Rock | Alive | 55 |
| 15 points | 2 hits |
You know what is funny about this guy? Nothing. We swear. Nothing whatsoever. He had some comedy shows, but that doesn't help us. Nothing weird or interesting ever happened to him, and we can't even make fun of his name. Today SUCKS.
(d) June 28th, 2015