No Chance In Hell

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This list was submitted by Dankasus on Sunday, December 31st, 2023 at 3:06 PM PST for The 2024 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Jimmy Carter December 29th, 2024100
9Dick Van DykeAlive99
8David AttenboroughAlive98
7Mel BrooksAlive98
6Noam ChomskyAlive?
5Bob Newhart July 18th, 202494
4Vince McMahonAlive79
3Joe BidenAlive?
2Britney SpearsAlive43
1Kid RockAlive54
15 points 2 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

As coroner, I do decree
I've examined him most thoroughly
Not only is he merely dead
He's really most sincerely dead!

(d) November 15th, 2011