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The 2000 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool

Who picked Jim Varney

Jim Varney has been played on 38 lists all-time, including 38 in this game.

#ListPlayerStiffsPoints
1Rest In PiecesUSER00673USER00673430
2Mandy's LuLu Of A ListUSER03391USER03391429
3AIN'T NO USE TO HIDE YOUR DYIN' EYESUSER02791USER02791423
4Fucko's BrainUSER00965USER00965420
5T. Switala 2USER00025USER00025414
6Fucko's Sense Of HumorUSER00965USER00965327
7Stars UnderFootUSER02776USER02776324
8'This Time, For Sure!' 1USER00494USER00494323
9Spiffy StiffiesUSER00310USER00310323
10GRAVE EXPECTATIONSUSER02791USER02791321
11Team OBE 2USER00909USER00909321
12Fucko's Left NutUSER00767USER00767320
13Last Ditch EffortUSER00850USER00850320
14SIXTH SENSE INSENSITIVESUSER00316USER00316320
15strangerthanthou 2ohsostrangeohsostrange320
16Huggy Jr.USER03390USER03390318
17The Final SolutionUSER00673USER00673318
18T. Switala 5USER00965USER00965317
19Kiss Of Death 2USER00965USER00965311
20T. Switala 3USER00025USER00025310
21strangerthanthou 1ohsostrangeohsostrange219
22Beautiful Downtown NecropolisUSER02651USER02651215
23Dead On 1USER00827USER00827215
24strangerthanthou 3USER00965USER00965214
25Christopher Reeve's DancecardUSER00020USER00020212
26Steve Silver 3USER00965USER00965211
27DanszamanUSER00444USER0044429
28Christopher Reeve's Professor LilolemanUSER02650USER0265028
29Dem Bones 4USER00965USER0096528
30Christopher Reeve's Stifle YourselfUSER02650USER0265027
31Christopher Reeve's Maxine Waters is An Ugly MoronUSER02650USER0265024
32TedsterUSER00429USER0042919
33Christopher Reeve's Tourettes Dammitt!!USER02650USER0265016
34MCB 1DeathscoreDeathscore16
35AbraCadavers 3: Hate List a-go-goUSER00965USER0096515
36Cadillac JCadillacJCadillacJ15
37Putnam's Cling Peaches in Heavy SyrupUSER02766USER0276615
38Putnam's Stationwagon full of nunsUSER02766USER0276615

Guess the stiff · died 2007

He pitched 158 complete games, and had 203 wins in his 18-year career. He was voted Most Valuable Player of the 1957 World Series with three complete game victories, two of them shutouts. He had outstanding control, averaging just 1.84 walks per nine innings pitched, and he pitched over 3,000 of them. Anyway, he's dead.