Doug Wickenheiser has been played on 65 lists, including 44 lists in The 1999 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | Sony No Baloney | USER00008 | 5 | 33 |
| 2. | OBIT 6 | USER00059 | 4 | 33 |
| 3. | Stink-Poo-Bee | USER00008 | 4 | 29 |
| 4. | Late Slot | USER00008 | 4 | 25 |
| 5. | M. I. Rich? At Times. | USER00008 | 4 | 20 |
| 6. | toast | USER00115 | 4 | 17 |
| 7. | M. T. Graves | USER00044 | 3 | 21 |
| 8. | Moanica's Knee Pads | USER00044 | 3 | 20 |
| 9. | Otis, You Want A Treat? | USER00008 | 3 | 20 |
| 10. | OBIT 4 | USER00059 | 3 | 19 |
| 11. | Pee Wee's Playhouse | USER00008 | 3 | 19 |
| 12. | Tam Iwannaboinkya | Jim | 3 | 19 |
| 13. | April's Freebee | USER00044 | 3 | 18 |
| 14. | OBIT 1 | USER00059 | 3 | 15 |
| 15. | Vicious Piranha 03 | USER00023 | 3 | 11 |
| 16. | Don Juan De Carlos | USER00465 | 3 | 9 |
| 17. | M. T. Graves III | USER00044 | 2 | 19 |
| 18. | OBIT 3 | USER00059 | 2 | 19 |
| 19. | Graves' Diggers | USER00044 | 2 | 17 |
| 20. | M. T. Graves Jr. | USER00044 | 2 | 16 |
| 21. | Diggit's Thrill of victory and agony of death | USER00012 | 2 | 15 |
| 22. | Embalmers 1 | USER00465 | 2 | 15 |
| 23. | Big Daddy from St. Louis | USER01531 | 2 | 11 |
| 24. | Make My Day | USER00044 | 2 | 11 |
| 25. | Death Egomaniacs | USER00630 | 2 | 10 |
| 26. | Schroom | USER00394 | 2 | 10 |
| 27. | Steve Silver 3 | USER00063 | 2 | 9 |
| 28. | OBIT 2 | USER00059 | 2 | 8 |
| 29. | Stumpy Pete | USER00393 | 2 | 8 |
| 30. | Y1.999K 3 | USER00049 | 2 | 6 |
| 31. | Deadahead | dryden2911 | 1 | 10 |
| 32. | Embalmers 2 | USER00465 | 1 | 10 |
| 33. | Embalmers 3 | USER00465 | 1 | 10 |
| 34. | Jay and the Pandolfos | USER00465 | 1 | 10 |
| 35. | Mark with a wig | USER00465 | 1 | 10 |
| 36. | Vaginal homage | USER00465 | 1 | 10 |
| 37. | Brian Gray 1 | USER00012 | 1 | 9 |
| 38. | How Ya Doin' Eisenhower? | USER00008 | 1 | 9 |
| 39. | Blind man in the bleachers | USER00078 | 1 | 8 |
| 40. | Whatchutalkinaboutwillis | USER00465 | 1 | 7 |
| 41. | Brian of Nazareth | USER00465 | 1 | 6 |
| 42. | OBIT 5 | USER00059 | 1 | 5 |
| 43. | Tom's B-List | USER00382 | 1 | 5 |
| 44. | Jason Arvey 3 | USER00074 | 1 | 4 |
The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!
(d) March 8th, 1999