Stumpy Pete

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This list was submitted by USER00393 on Wednesday, December 30th, 1998 at 9:10 PM PST for The 1999 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Joe DiMaggio March 8th, 199984
9Bob HopeJuly 27th, 2003100
8Augusto PinochetDecember 10th, 200691
7King Hussein February 7th, 199963
6Catfish Hunter September 9th, 199953
5Vaclav HavelDecember 18th, 201175
4Aleksandr SolzhenitsynAugust 3rd, 200889
3Not Famous 
2Doug Wickenheiser January 12th, 199937
1Jack Klugman December 24th, 201290
25 points 4 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

After complaining of a variety of symptoms, including that his hands were shaky, his knees were weak, he was itching like a man on a fuzzy tree, he had fever in the morning, fever all through the night, and, finally, that he was breathless, he was returned to sender, address unknown. No such person. No such zone.

(d) May 6th, 2002