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The 2011 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool

Who picked Christopher Eric Hitchens

Christopher Eric Hitchens has been played on 495 lists all-time, including 186 in this game.

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1There Is No LeadDePressEDDePressED731
2Daisy A Day DearDePressEDDePressED637
3Xtreme DeadpoolingDePressEDDePressED633
4Dirt NappersTaughTaugh632
5DePressED07DePressEDDePressED537
6-np-alan smitheealan smithee535
7DePressED01DePressEDDePressED534
8DePressED10DePressEDDePressED534
9Despite All My Rage, I am still just a Rat in a CageDGDDGD534
10-ty-alan smitheealan smithee531
11Your mother was a hamster & your father smelt of elderberries.DGDDGD530
12You'll Put Your Eye Out, Kid!DGDDGD529
13Death Ratte II: Time and Tidesanarchessanarchess528
14DePressED12DePressEDDePressED528
15Justin Hale 17USER01531USER01531528
16And Then There Were None AgainDePressEDDePressED527
17Birds Never Looked Into The SunDePressEDDePressED527
18Somewhere, some lucky guy's having a heart attack.DGDDGD527
19BirdmanBirdBird525
20DePressED03DePressEDDePressED525
21DePressED04DePressEDDePressED525
22DePressED08DePressEDDePressED525
23yeah yeah buh bye 6yeah yeah buh byeyeah yeah buh bye521
24Death Soup: Perfection!MJ and FriendsMJ and Friends520
25-wd-alan smitheealan smithee430
26Justin Hale 16USER01531USER01531430
27Deathication 2011Loquacity83Loquacity83428
28EMFC Hide the Wife, Hide the KidsEMFCoffinEMFCoffin428
29Help! Help! I'm being repressed!DGDDGD427
30Justin Hale 18USER01531USER01531427
31Badges? We don't need no stinking badges!DGDDGD426
32Inside a dog, it's too dark to read.DGDDGD426
33Oregon, My OregonGhost of Stiffs PastGhost of Stiffs Past426
34Sorry Twins FansRD02RD02426
35Team Formalin I: You'd Better Run Run!anarchessanarchess426
36News Is Blue, The News Is BlueDePressEDDePressED425
37The Tampa Bay BucaneersDePressEDDePressED424
38This is how rumors get started 2011-1USER02248USER02248424
39And now, for my next impression, Jessie Owens!DGDDGD423
40Death Soup: Improved Perfection!MJ and FriendsMJ and Friends423
41DePressED06DePressEDDePressED423
42jnikUSER00353USER00353423
43Justin Hale 13USER01531USER01531423
44Susie's Dead RingersSusie SickoSusie Sicko423
45The Game of LifeUSER02045USER02045423
46They hurt Buddy! Let's get 'em, girls!DGDDGD423
47Trying to prove '05 & '06 weren't flukes... and failing.DGDDGD423
48Death Be Not Proud IITimurTimur422
49I love my cigar, but I take it out every once in a while.DGDDGD422
50When You're Gambling Cards On Love You PlayDePressEDDePressED422
51You're gonna need a bigger boatDGDDGD422
52Death- Up To My Neck In ItJayRockers!JayRockers!421
53Stranger Blue Leaves Us AloneDePressEDDePressED421
54Afraid of the dark? #2Minnesota NeilMinnesota Neil420
55I'm drowning here, and you're describing the water!DGDDGD419
56yeah yeah buh bye 2yeah yeah buh byeyeah yeah buh bye418
57A Third List For My BuckRD02RD02416
58Come on I wanns See 'em in a mausoleum 7EdRulzEdRulz416
59Got To Move To The Trick Of The BeatDePressEDDePressED416
60yeah yeah buh bye 3yeah yeah buh byeyeah yeah buh bye415
61yeah yeah buh bye 8yeah yeah buh byeyeah yeah buh bye415
62Mcswindlers List 2hop1962hop1962325
63Mcswindlers List 3hop1962hop1962325
64Oh so dead!Dead Person Specialist, EDead Person Specialist, E324
65Frankie 2DePressEDDePressED323
66fuck you, zelda rubinsteinUSER02524USER02524323
67Little Drivin' On A Saturday NightDePressEDDePressED321
68Marked For TermiNeyTion 2011TermiNeyTorTermiNeyTor321
69Venus LovemotionDePressEDDePressED321
70What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?DGDDGD321
71Deady dead dead!Dead Person Specialist, EDead Person Specialist, E320
72Life is pain, highness. Anyone who says otherwise is selling something.DGDDGD320
73Team Formalin II: You Won't Escape This Time, Biggsy!anarchessanarchess320
74And Don't Call Me ShirleyDGDDGD319
75DePressED11DePressEDDePressED319
76DJ Badger says DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!DJ BadgerDJ Badger319
77Inconceivable!DGDDGD319
78The Lynch MobTaughTaugh319
79This is how rumors get started 2011-2USER02248USER02248319
80U Can'ta Foola Me - There's No Such Thing as Sanity ClauseDGDDGD319
81Billy Billy Graham GrahamBirdBird318
82Death- Just A Little Off The TopJayRockers!JayRockers!318
83DNR/DNI 2NurseboyNurseboy318
84Frankie 3DePressEDDePressED318
85Guess Who Died? 2ZUSER01484ZUSER01484318
86yeah yeah buh bye 7yeah yeah buh byeyeah yeah buh bye318
87Cash from Cancer: stick a Pohl in the groundCash From CancerCash From Cancer317
88Death Rattle: Bright, Shiny Deathmasksanarchessanarchess317
89DePressED02DePressEDDePressED317
90DePressED09DePressEDDePressED317
91Nothing Like Last Minute Terminal CancerBirdBird317
92Come on I wanns See 'em in a mausoleum 9EdRulzEdRulz316
93Everything's Deader in TexasBluelenaBluelena316
94No Longer the Queen of Outer Spacelucky punklucky punk316
95Psychicdeath 2PsychicDeathPsychicDeath316
96RIP Miss BlankenshipRD02RD02316
97Went to Toastie Heaven in '11RottenToastRottenToast316
98Hurry Up and Die Already, Part Ihurryupndiealreadyhurryupndiealready315
99Psychicdeath 1PsychicDeathPsychicDeath315
100The Eternal FlameUSER02045USER02045315
101Yeah yeah buh byeyeah yeah buh byeyeah yeah buh bye315
102Come on I wanns See 'em in a mausoleumEdRulzEdRulz314
103Oops, Wrong DouglasBirdBird314
104Come on I wanns See 'em in a mausoleum 2EdRulzEdRulz313
105PuttingtheFUNinFuneralUSER01387USER01387313
106yeah yeah buh bye 5yeah yeah buh byeyeah yeah buh bye313
107yeah yeah buh bye 9yeah yeah buh byeyeah yeah buh bye313
108all work and low pay is going to hell after thisAllworkandlowpayAllworkandlowpay312
109Cash from Cancer: a penny for your deathCash From CancerCash From Cancer312
110Come on I wanns See 'em in a mausoleum 6EdRulzEdRulz312
111Future Sex PartnersUSER00119USER00119312
112Come on I wanns See 'em in a mausoleum 3EdRulzEdRulz311
113Come on I wanns See 'em in a mausoleum 4EdRulzEdRulz311
114DNR/DNI 1NurseboyNurseboy311
115Come on I wanns See 'em in a mausoleum 5EdRulzEdRulz310
116Ethnic Cleansing 2hop1962hop196239
117MsWhatsit's Time's Up ListMsWhatsitMsWhatsit39
118Forrest Tucker's Ghost: BrimstoneFTGFTG36
11910 for 10USER01718USER01718219
120Justin Hale 15USER01531USER01531218
121I think of a man, then I remove logic and accountabilityDGDDGD217
122If I Could Walk That Way, I'd Be In PicturesDGDDGD217
123Justin Hale 14USER01531USER01531217
124Sell crazy someplace else, we're all stocked up here.DGDDGD217
125ZoomMasterDePressEDDePressED217
126Susie's DeadbeatsSusie SickoSusie Sicko216
127the immortal pauly shoreUSER02524USER02524216
128This way you'll all live forever - IBut Is It Art?But Is It Art?216
129EMFC Justin Beiber Needs a BarberEMFCoffinEMFCoffin215
130Psychicdeath 3PsychicDeathPsychicDeath215
131This way you'll all live forever - IIBut Is It Art?But Is It Art?215
132This way you'll all live forever - IIIBut Is It Art?But Is It Art?214
133Death Soup: Stand, It's M'LiverMJ and FriendsMJ and Friends213
134Frankie 1DePressEDDePressED213
135Hurry Up and Die Already, Part IIIhurryupndiealreadyhurryupndiealready213
136It was....the salmon mousseUSER02392USER02392213
137One Foot in the GraveSwineSwine213
138Come on I wanns See 'em in a mausoleum 8EdRulzEdRulz212
139Susie SickoSusie SickoSusie Sicko212
140Cash from Cancer: the only good Giap is a dead GiapCash From CancerCash From Cancer211
141Daly 1dpj0122dpj0122211
142MsWhatsit's Three to Get Ready ListMsWhatsitMsWhatsit211
143Time Heals All Wounds - Almost.eym_siriuseym_sirius211
144Birdman 13BirdBird210
145Lady Caroline MuffmuncherDePressEDDePressED210
146MsWhatsit's Four to Go ListMsWhatsitMsWhatsit210
147Superstar!BirdBird210
148Another Death Pool ListBirdBird29
149Ethnic Cleansinghop1962hop196229
150I can't pronounce it eitherBirdBird29
151Birdman 15BirdBird28
152DePressED05DePressEDDePressED28
153Goodbye DickBirdBird28
154H O S P I C E take care B Y EBirdBird28
155Hoping Kim Jong is ILLBirdBird28
156I HOPE It's Her YearBirdBird28
157Mcswindlers Listhop1962hop196228
158No Harmon a last minute listBirdBird28
159Ran Out Of List NamesBirdBird28
160Run Run AwayBirdBird28
161Jenny Was SweetDePressEDDePressED27
162My Sharon-aBirdBird27
163You Don't Know JackBirdBird27
164MK - MBbalmedMBalmedMBalmed26
1652011 Skyranch Dead Listlaurenpricelaurenprice110
166EMFC You're a Mean One, Mr. DeathEMFCoffinEMFCoffin110
167Kevin's listkevinkevin110
168Lux PerpetuaThat's EntertainmentThat's Entertainment110
169Too dead for you babyDead Person Specialist, EDead Person Specialist, E110
170yeah yeah buh bye 4yeah yeah buh byeyeah yeah buh bye110
171Fran's ass-kicking bucket-kickersthecastigadorthecastigador19
172Guess Who Died? 1ZUSER01484ZUSER0148419
173Von Ryan's ExpressTaughTaugh19
174Cash from Cancer: No, not the Muppet guy. That one's dead already.Cash From CancerCash From Cancer18
175johnk3randomguyrandomguy17
176Old Soldiers DieOld SoldiersOld Soldiers17
177A Deathpool ListBirdBird16
178Abe's not on this oneBirdBird16
179Birdman 1BirdBird16
180Birdman 10BirdBird16
181Birdman 11BirdBird16
182Ho-Chunk Dead Chunk BRFhochunkguyhochunkguy16
183Let The Bodies Hit The FloorBirdBird16
184She puts the Fun in FunicelloBirdBird16
185Cool Irish Dude 2Cool Irish DudeCool Irish Dude11
186Cool Irish Dude 3Cool Irish DudeCool Irish Dude11

Guess the stiff · died 1999

Chain-smoking co-host of a cooking show called "Two Fat Ladies" which featured recipes heavy on the butter. How is it possible that none of us saw this coming?