This way you'll all live forever - III

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This list was submitted by But Is It Art? on Friday, December 31st, 2010 at 7:11 PM PST for The 2011 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Billy GrahamFebruary 21st, 201899
9Aretha FranklinAugust 16th, 201876
8Christopher Hitchens December 15th, 201162
7Chuck BerryMarch 18th, 201790
6Betty Ford July 8th, 201193
5Kitty WellsJuly 16th, 201292
4Mary Tyler MooreJanuary 25th, 201780
3 Zsa Zsa GaborDecember 18th, 201699
2Mike WallaceApril 7th, 201293
1Little Jimmy DickensJanuary 2nd, 201594
14 points 2 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Saturday Night De.. - no. Wait. We can't do that. That's ridiculous. What have we become? Just going for the obvious? No. This game has a long, proud tradition of finding the funniest blurb we can from a giant pile of steaming obvious. It's time to kick it up a notch. Time to light the collective fire under our asses, and come up with something more than good. Something GREAT. Here we go:

Dammit. Nothing. Fuck. Sorry.

(d) August 18th, 2014