This list was submitted by Bird on Thursday, December 30th, 2010 at 2:46 PM PST for The 2011 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Ronnie Biggs | December 18th, 2013 | 84 |
| 9 | Hosni Mubarak | February 25th, 2020 | 91 |
| 8 | Aretha Franklin | August 16th, 2018 | 76 |
| 7 | Christopher Hitchens | December 15th, 2011 | 62 |
| 6 | Rise Stevens | March 20th, 2013 | 99 |
| 5 | Geraldine Ferraro | March 26th, 2011 | 75 |
| 4 | Eydie Gorme | August 10th, 2013 | 84 |
| 3 | Kirk Douglas | February 5th, 2020 | 103 |
| 2 | Eleanor Mondale | September 17th, 2011 | 51 |
| 1 | Superstar Billy Graham | May 17th, 2023 | 79 |
| 14 points | 3 hits |
Time relentlessly changes all, including our heroes and the way we perceive them, and so, perhaps it's no surprise that these days, you almost never hear fans chant the familiar, sing-song cry "There's no penis hotter than ol' Enos Slaughter."
(d) August 12th, 2002