This list was submitted by Bird on Thursday, December 30th, 2010 at 2:30 PM PST for The 2011 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Zsa Zsa Gabor | December 18th, 2016 | 99 |
| 9 | Abdelbaset Al Megrahi | May 20th, 2012 | 60 |
| 8 | Penny Marshall | December 18th, 2018 | 75 |
| 7 | Hosni Mubarak | February 25th, 2020 | 91 |
| 6 | Christopher Hitchens | December 15th, 2011 | 62 |
| 5 | Harlan Ellison | June 28th, 2018 | 84 |
| 4 | Aretha Franklin | August 16th, 2018 | 76 |
| 3 | Anne Francis | January 2nd, 2011 | 80 |
| 2 | Frank Cady | June 10th, 2012 | 96 |
| 1 | Fidel Castro | November 25th, 2016 | 90 |
| 9 points | 2 hits |
Never mind the official cause, everybody knows that he simply fucked himself to death.
(d) October 12th, 1999